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How about strangling the cyclops, pulling the pope, wrestling the eel or burping the worm?
Or maybe playing pocket pinball, oozing your noodle or just plain old wanking.
This is a little ironic, to say the least, when survey after survey reveals a majority of married and single Christians of all different ages (guys and gals) masturbate, and suffer intense guilt over it.
Most pastors apparently are because they avoid the masturbation topic at all costs.
While there is also no shortage of terms for the ladies either. Newer terms include getting lost in the deep end, Jillin’ of and enjoying some DIY time.
But how about fanning the fur, checking the undercarriage and having a girls’ night in? The real enjoyment of the Masturbation Chatline – and frankly the BEST element of all – is that you may be anonymous. And likewise you won’t be able to detect who are either. Everyday men and women that are identical to you in many respects. To say nothing of the many are ready and willing to talk or masturbate with you. Some identity outside your current wonderful, slutty self.
I’m not telling you to masturbate, and I hope you won’t feel the need for it.
Finally, if you are a Christian who is really beating yourself up over the issue of masturbation, or are struggling with sexual impurity, remember that Jesus offers forgiveness (1 John 1:9) you and loves you where you are. Also consider the words of James Dobson of regarding masturbation and Christian singles: “It is my opinion that masturbation is not much of an issue with God. It does not produce babies, and Jesus did not mention it in the Bible.
So I’ll try to leave my preaching in the pulpit as I hand out from my heart some observations about masturbation and Christians who practice it.
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