Funny quotes for internet dating
Someone once said that it is impossible to love and be wise at the same time.
You don’t always have to be wise to get the best in life.
Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.
Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.
Linda Festa My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Lorna Adler Date Night is insurance for your marriage. Dave Attell My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.
Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.