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" The biologist replied, "No, just get on with it" so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. His first friend confides to the other two, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." The second friend then also confides, "Wow, me too!
The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed." An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home and hands him the the bill.
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